fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

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tentacoolaid:

i love this bible verse

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

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kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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dutchster:

drunktrophywife:

nipsynips:

so I just opened my dryer for the first time since Hurricane Sandy hit

and this came out
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okay

Hurricane sang was years ago that fish would’ve been decomposed by now. Try again!!!!!

you could say this post seems a little… fishy

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